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Everyone, curb your hangovers and help celebrate Cris Aguilar's birthday with your favorite memory of her!
Happy birthday, roomie xoxo
Happy birthday, roomie xoxo
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teaic2025-08-16 10:23 pm
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MISSION: AUCTION HOUSE STING
DEPARTMENT OF ANOMALIES
MISSION REPORT
( AUCTION HOUSE STING )
russell campbell-acton (overeducate) wrote in teaic2025-08-16 08:09 pm
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~11pm
Is anyone still in Lincoln who isn't drunk?
Briar
Briar
Did Abbott call you?
Logan Davis (logiquement) wrote in teaic2025-08-15 08:05 pm
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Do you like helping out with science experiments? Do you bounce back quickly after feeling ill? Do you enjoy living dangerously? If any of these apply to you, Vic, Massimo, and I have just the thing for you
We're working on a new tool to use in the field that uses sound waves to incapacitate someone. Side effects will include nausea, dizziness, or disorientation. We will be testing it at the max distance and a low setting to minimize the effects but you will feel shitty. We'll have plenty of water and ginger tea on hand at least plus healing patches
If you choose to assist, you can get one of the following rewards
a big gold star with "I contributed to scientific advancement!" on it
baked goods of your choosing (I make better brownies than cakes though)
a few complimentary drinks at Pride or a night of your choosing
a custom art piece such as a portrait of you or a cherished pet. Won't judge if you want yourself as Superman or whatever
a public speech about how awesome you are
a really cool geode
Open to other suggestions
We're working on a new tool to use in the field that uses sound waves to incapacitate someone. Side effects will include nausea, dizziness, or disorientation. We will be testing it at the max distance and a low setting to minimize the effects but you will feel shitty. We'll have plenty of water and ginger tea on hand at least plus healing patches
If you choose to assist, you can get one of the following rewards
Open to other suggestions
marisol cruz (marisoling) wrote in teaic2025-08-14 12:44 pm
marisoling) wrote in teaic2025-08-14 12:44 pm(no subject)
quick question, is anyone ordained?
LAURIE.
i’d have told you first, but i heard you already know.
CHARLIE.
don’t worry, you’re invited.
LAURIE.
i’d have told you first, but i heard you already know.
CHARLIE.
don’t worry, you’re invited.
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The time quake got me thinking about teleportation. It’s effectively the worst superpower AMA.
Also board game night Thursday of next week, don’t be a stranger.
FRIENDS.
I am sorry to anybody who has previously been foolish enough to meet or speak with my mother. There’s nothing I can do with the fact she has your phone number. Blocking her won’t work.
She wants to get dinner in Lincoln. I will be dragging you all with me to help me out with a convincing cover of what the hell consultancy project I was on for two weeks.
JACK.
You, specifically: I need a Catholic.
Also board game night Thursday of next week, don’t be a stranger.
FRIENDS.
I am sorry to anybody who has previously been foolish enough to meet or speak with my mother. There’s nothing I can do with the fact she has your phone number. Blocking her won’t work.
She wants to get dinner in Lincoln. I will be dragging you all with me to help me out with a convincing cover of what the hell consultancy project I was on for two weeks.
JACK.
You, specifically: I need a Catholic.
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who wants to teach me how to shoot?*
* i know how to shoot, it’s hitting the targets that’s the problem.
DINO, ARCHIE.
so.
* i know how to shoot, it’s hitting the targets that’s the problem.
DINO, ARCHIE.
so.
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I am very, very fond of all the technological advances that have happened over the years since my birth. I don't think this would come as a surprise to anyone who knew me. The fact that all the information the world has to offer is at my fingertips is a marvel that I don't know I'll ever truly be able to comprehend, and that's not even touching on all the advances to modern medicine and convenience that have fundamentally changed the world on its head.
That said, in some things, we have gone too far.
Specifically in the realm of automated massage chairs.
More specifically still, to wit: I am trapped in a massage chair and it won't let me leave.
That said, in some things, we have gone too far.
Specifically in the realm of automated massage chairs.
More specifically still, to wit: I am trapped in a massage chair and it won't let me leave.
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So now that the crisis has passed, everyone's all healed up, and had a chance to recover emotionally or whatever I think it's time we all lock in and discuss the most important thing facing us in the near future.
Lincoln Pride is this Saturday. Everyone is going, no excuses, no time quakes, no paperwork to do, no nothing. Anyone who bails can expect torment and ridicule from me until next year's Pride.
Because I am a generous soul and a top-tier agent, I'm even footing the bill for a couple of sprinter vans to drive us there and drive us back so people can drink. You're welcome.
Remember;
It's Pride, there will be no judgment. People can get as sloppy drunk and as slutty fun as they want.
They search bags at the entrance and have metal detector wands. No weapons.
It's Pride. Put some effort into your outfit. If you show up looking boring, then I and the other fun people will remove two items of your clothing and liberally apply body glitter and rainbow paint.
A crowd will likely form around me. This is normal. I can handle myself.
- Lance
Lincoln Pride is this Saturday. Everyone is going, no excuses, no time quakes, no paperwork to do, no nothing. Anyone who bails can expect torment and ridicule from me until next year's Pride.
Because I am a generous soul and a top-tier agent, I'm even footing the bill for a couple of sprinter vans to drive us there and drive us back so people can drink. You're welcome.
Remember;
It's Pride, there will be no judgment. People can get as sloppy drunk and as slutty fun as they want.
They search bags at the entrance and have metal detector wands. No weapons.
It's Pride. Put some effort into your outfit. If you show up looking boring, then I and the other fun people will remove two items of your clothing and liberally apply body glitter and rainbow paint.
A crowd will likely form around me. This is normal. I can handle myself.
- Lance
sébastien st pierre 🔱 (craquelure) wrote in teaic2025-08-11 04:58 pm
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We've received permission to atte draw out suspected Time Profiteers, or at least their accomplices, by entering a forged lot into auction this weekend. Props created a copy of the 17th-century nautical map, the provenance of which had already been edited by outside hands.
Those with their ears to the ground may want to listen for discussion about the auction or the names "Genevieve Deering" and "Thaddeus Price" in the coming days.
BENNY, JACK, MALLORY, THEUN
Those with their ears to the ground may want to listen for discussion about the auction or the names "Genevieve Deering" and "Thaddeus Price" in the coming days.
BENNY, JACK, MALLORY, THEUN
And you'remythe team. We leave for London early Saturday. The auction house employees already know Mallory as my colleague in fraud investigation; the rest of you should decide on your cover stories. Costumes will allow me to assist with your disguises as I can be rather overbearing and difficult when told "no" about something I believe in which I should be included.
Ultimately, you've been asked to place EchoTrace devices on those we determine to be Profiteer associates.
And if anyone hears someone from Christie's say unkind words about me, you're required to report back with exactly who said what so I may exact appropriate revenge.
Are there any questions.
lux lockwood (highconcepts) wrote in teaic2025-08-11 01:18 pm
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Okay, who wants to be my foosball partner? I play defense.
Cash 🤠(holdshorses) wrote in teaic2025-08-11 10:18 am
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Alright, y’all listen up. I know I’m not the brass, but I just wanna take a minute to say how damn proud I am of all y’all. Whether you were here or […] elsewhere, every single one of you pulled your weight, watched each other’s backs, and kept pushing even when things got hard. Wasn’t perfect, but all y’all came home because no one accepted any other outcome.
Y’all did good.
Now, if you need me — which y’all better think long and hard if you actually do — I’ll be floating in the pool until further notice.
INTERNS
Y’all did good.
Now, if you need me — which y’all better think long and hard if you actually do — I’ll be floating in the pool until further notice.
INTERNS
Next time you’re at the pub, tell them to put a drink on my tab for you. Just one, mind.
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WHO: Aiden & Fiadh Kennedy
WHERE: A tattoo shop; the base; the base again
WHEN: Two years ago; two months ago; last night
WHAT: Some sibling moments
WARNINGS: None!
( i packed it and my knife. don’t worry! )
WHERE: A tattoo shop; the base; the base again
WHEN: Two years ago; two months ago; last night
WHAT: Some sibling moments
WARNINGS: None!
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[BRIAR]
[NEPO BABIES, added later]
do you still have my visit tatooine shirt
[NEPO BABIES, added later]
ik stef already knows so dino you probably do too but like bri said i could say so: we've been like chilling
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Whoever the fuck took half my hoodies I’m not DEAD I was just misplaced for two weeks give them back
Also I’m back
If you see thom say hi but watch your wallet - be nice to her
Also I’m back
If you see thom say hi but watch your wallet - be nice to her
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THESA
I'm quitting professional chess. This is not an impulsive decision.
I'm just so unlikely to reach grandmaster at this point that I've decided it would be a waste of the rest of my life.